Crazy Guy EP

by Captain Hair

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released August 6, 2015

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Track Name: Nihilist (I, Wanna-Be)
I want to be a nihilist
Nihilist I want to be
Nihilists are so fucking cool
They just drink and stomp and shout and drool

Annihilate me!
Annihilate me!
I want to give up now
Why can't I give up now?

I want to be just like Isaac Brock
Chain smoking on stage is really punk rock
Maybe just like Kurt Cobain
God why was I cursed with this mortal brain

Annihilate me!
Annihilate me!
I want to give up now
Why can't I give up now
Annihilate me!
Annihilate me!
Throw me in the river of nile
Throw me in the river of denial
Track Name: Ant's House
Headed out to Ant's house
Loaded the bag with rations and supplies
Had to stay late
They wanted to see me sweat down to my eyes

Sweat down to
My eyes
Sweat down to
My eyes

Lots of wind out here
Humpback overpass still full of asshats
One or two tried to run me over
Had to laugh as they rolled past

They strolled past
I had to laugh
As they strolled past
I had to laugh

Ha ha ha

Headed out to Ant's house
Haven't hung out in half a year
Gonna smoke a lot of smokes
Laugh at all the goofy trailer park shit

Goofy trailer park shit
We had to laugh at it
All the fun things that happen in the courtyards
of our trailer parks

Going to see Brother Ali
doing a small show in a city cafe
On the way back we were mugged by gangsters
Tell me is that irony or what

Is that irony
Or what
Tell me that you're laughing
because i'm not

ha ha ha
Track Name: Fat Sweaty Alcoholic
Fat Sweaty Alcoholic
Sleeping on a park bench
Fat sweaty alcoholic
Still has a few friends
Fat sweaty alcoholic
Isn't very nice
Fat sweaty alcoholic
Probably has head lice

Whatever you do
Don't give him a beer
Or do if you like pretend cheer
Whatever you do
Don't be like that
Fat sweaty alcoholic sycophant